I have the most amazing friend that takes time out from a 7-course dinner with a wine-pairing tasting on Pike's Peak to give me a call and tell me that I would really like where she is eating, I should bookmark it for later reference and to say that we need a spa day very soon.
I think she misses me.
In honor of today, I am eating Little Cesar's Pizza.
*What? It's leftovers from last night - I didn't do it special on purpose for today. What kind of dork do you think I am? Oh, that's right. Yeah, I *would* do that, wouldn't I?
Missing woman found at home in Florida*.
*(and not in a good way).
From the new issue of Rolling Stone's cover story about the 10-year anniversary of "South Park":
Parker says, "As far as I'm concerned, I've got a computer, the Internet, an Xbox and PlayStation 3, so fuck off."
While discussing wanting to show the image of Mohammad on the show: "I really felt we had to do this," says Stone. "I know I'm a total pussy living a privileged life on the west side of Los Angeles while soldiers and policemen protect me so I can say things like 'fudge-packing faggot' on my television show, but this was our duty."
"(Growing up)Stone played sports at least a little bit, whereas Parker was a pussy hailing from the nerve center of Pussyland: musical theater,"
I have been a fan of "South Park" since its first episode almost made me pee my pants. And even episodes now can still make me go, "Holy shit - they went there."
Well, duh. (*I bet this survey was conducted by men to reach such an obvious conclusion.)
They also say that "women spend the last hour before bedtime watching television, doing household chores or working in front of a computer. All of these activities make it harder to fall asleep." Personally, I tend to fall asleep in front of my laptop every night, much to the frustration of others. In fact, it's kind of a problem.
Of course, I was usually reading some kind of trashy gossip site, which would explain why I have so many dreams of partying with Paris, LiLo and Britney.
*I kid. (But it probably was.)
The Canadians have conducted a study of spiders on drugs.