What are the odds of my asking my uncle if any one offers him any free tickets to Frontier City to let me know, as I want to take Nate, and he pulls out two from his front shirt pocket? He so made our day.
Oh gah. Its bad enough that Jessica Simpson is now only making horrid remakes, why, oh, why did she have to set her sights on my UK boyfriend Robbie Williams?
She has now recorded a cover of Robbie's song, "Angels", off the album "Life Thru a Lens" which is much slower and good. Not fast, horrible and screechy.
Didn't her 15 min expire like 30 minutes ago?
So the story has broken on The Smoking Gun of a sitting Oklahoma judge using a penis pump while presiding over cases, including a murder case.
The part that cracked me up from the documents was "using a male enhancement pump, pleasuring himself and oiling his nether regions". tee hee....
Just another reason to be proud of being from Oklahoma.
*discussions also at metafilter.com.
*Update* After talking to a lawyer friend of mine who happens to be from Sapulpa and knows some of the people around this says there is more to the story (like there usually is). He said that there was a gag gift pump in the Judge's chambers, but no real evidence that it was used while on the bench. Turns out that this Judge had thrown out more than 15 illegal searchs from the local police force over the previous 2 years and the court clerk who has made the claims against him happens to be the girlfriend of one of the police officers who had several of his searches dismissed. But I am sure that is just a big coincidence, right? Of course, this is all hearsay, but either way, this Judge's career is over, no matter how it happened.
A local radio station did a neat thing for kids last Saturday for kids whose dad's couldn't be with them this Father's Day. They called it the Pigskin Party and it was alot of fun.
First, they all met up at Laser Quest, for some running around laser tag. After that they all piled in the Party Bus to go to a pizza party at the new Courtyard Marriott in Downtown OKC. When that was over, and the gift bags handed out, we all went over to the Ford Center to watch the local arena football team, the Yard Dawgz whoop some other team from like Kansas and jam to some tunes. Afterwards, the kids got to go down on the field and meet the players and get autographs.
Nate had so much fun and was just worn out after so much stuff. That was really cool of KJ to do.
As if they weren't weird enough, I found out this weekend that they drink their milk out of bags.
Happy extra long day to you, Beau! You are a great dad and extra special because you are one of the few people celebrating Down Under today.
Just because I don't publish them, doesn't mean they don't exist. ;)
I have a blog but I never post to it, so I am not really sure why I even keep it going. I am a poser tourist on the information super highway.
When going out for the evening for drinks, make sure to eat more than brie, hummus, and black bean dip or else you may end up puking and sleeping in a bathtub, or crashing on a friend sofa and walking to your car at 5am.
Either way, I wish I had had this knowledge yesterday. Oy. (At least it was all free, which helps in some way).
Took the boy to see Shrek 2. It was really really cute. He liked Puss in Boots (voiced by Antonio Banderas). But, my favorite character was the Fairy Godmother (voiced by Jennifer Saunders - Edina from Absolutely Fabulous). She was just perfect in the role and played her great.
My favorite part of the movie had to be when Shrek and Fiona are staying in her childhood room and Shrek finds her old diary, in which she had written over and over again "Mrs. Prince Charming", "Mrs. Fiona Charming" in girly script and flowery.
Now, hopefully, I can con Mom into taking the child to see "Garfield", which I do not have even the slightest bit of interest in seeing, but the kid is dying to go to it.
On Friday nights/Saturday mornings I have had the opportunity to watch a lot of videos on VH-1. Okay, not really a lot of videos - more like a few videos a lot of times. Two things really stick out to me now:
1) Alanis Morrisette looks like somebody's mom. And she doesn't hate men anymore, since she is getting married.
2) I find myself really looking forward to Britney slipping under the water and "dying" in her video for "Everytime".
