Poor Kirstie Alley. I guess I might eat a burger or two if I lost my boyfriend and my job, but I don't think looking like that is going to get her any new job anytime soon.
I am shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Whitney Houston enters drug rehab center.
...into the mind of a 14yo girl's brain.
This is the aim profile info of a teenage girl that I know:
now erry-body in the club gettin' tipsy!
JAKE ur my HERO!
-Funny how one minute you can be so close to someone and the next it's like you never knew them.
DANCER
JONAS! (aka:: mahsa!) i luv u with all my heart & i dunno what i would do with out u! we've known eachother even b4 we were born! lol... OMG! the stupid things we will do just to b recognized... lol! i luv u more than candy and YESH!!! that is pretty amazing! i will always b here for u when ever u need me... i luv u soo much! BOOTY BUDDIES!!!
(And just imagine every paragraph being a different pastel color.)
So, now I am pretty sure that all of the l33t p33p5 are just 14yo girls.
In a form of protest, I have decided to join the "Free Quonsar" movement and go Orange today.
Viva la resistance!
Wanna know the easiest way to get flipped the bird?
Remind someone, who happens to be listening to snippets of early 90's music, that they used to have a mullet back when those songs were popular.
As seen in someones sig:
"What A Friend We Have In Cheeses."
hahahaha
Seriously, what is the point of this? This has "New Coke"* written all over it.
*No offense to you crazy Canucks who call it Coke II.