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There are days that I really wish I could cry like a 3 year old and get everything to go my way.

Bitter much? Damn, why didn't he

Damn, why didn't he just say he hated his dog Blue too? Sheesh.

You have got to be

You have got to be kidding...

I know this is going to sound really un-PC, but damn woman, get a life, get laid, get something cuz' this is just so stupid to me - "Snowmen on Christmas cards reinforce traditional gender stereotypes by reflecting men in prominent, public roles and women in private, domestic situations...".

I always just thought they didn't look like women because it is so hard to get the snow-boobies to stay on.

T.N.G.C. Christmas PartySo last night

T.N.G.C. Christmas Party

So last night the girls and I got together at the house for some gift exchanging and loud, girlish revelry (ie., body-slamming, gas-passing and looking at make-up) and had a blast.

We decided to pool monies and get one present for each person - which worked out really well since that way we could each get a really nice gift for everyone - which ranged from end tables to a microwave, to my very beautiful Mother's ring with Natey's Amethyst birth stone in it.

I have some really great friends. I hope that everyone has people in their lives that make them feel just as special.

Happy Holidays!

Did she register for that?What

Did she register for that?

What do you give the "Material Girl" who has everything for a wedding gift?

Well, the minister who will marry Madonna and director Guy Ritchie in the Scottish castle, Skibo, plans to give them two rolls of toilet paper as a wedding present.

The Rev. Susan Brown said she chose the bizarre gift to remind the pair their marriage should be "soft, strong and very long".

Can you imagine how much shit we would catch (hehe - no pun intended) from any newlywed couple if we tried something like that? "Gee, thanks, really, it's exactly what we wanted".

Hmmm..Why is it I always

Hmmm..

Why is it I always crave Chik-Fil-a on Sundays, when they are closed?

"Alex.....I'll take "Anal Bum Cover"

"Alex..

...I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $1000". "No, Sean Connery, that category is "An Album Cover".

I think that the Jeopardy skits on SNL are just funny as hell.

Last one (maybe)I hope this

Last one (maybe)

I hope this will be the last political link here for quite a while. But who knows, there IS some funny stuff out there.

On the flip sideOn the

On the flip side

On the other hand, last night's Daily Show with John Stewart on Comedy Central was live and incorporated soundbites from the speeches from Gore and Bush from earlier in the evening along with some biting but dead on commentary. For example:

1. Stewart (referring to the Supreme Court decision and Justice Clarence Thomas specifically): "The Election has been decided with the final tally being 5 to 4 with George Bush carrying 100% of the African American vote, which is unusual since that is generally a Democratic stronghold.
2. Stewart (referring to the length of this election): So, 855 hours and 2 minutes into this election night, we can call Florida and its electoral votes for George Bush.
And my favorite, 3. Bush (from his victory speech): "And I would like to ask the American people to come together and pray...." to which Stewart interrupts and says, "We are waaaaaaaaayyy ahead of you on that one."

Oh well, I am glad it is over, even if it didn't go the way I wanted. However, I can take comfort in the fact that all of the three Presidents that have won the electoral college and not the popular vote have all been one-termers. I just hope that trend continues.

Crap TVWhy is there always

Crap TV

Why is there always so much crap on tv when I am stuck in the house? Some of it is amusing, but is still crap.
Take for instance "Crossing Over with John Edward" on the Sci-Fi channel. Dunno if I really believe all this - but he does put on a good show. For instance today, he was speaking to this one woman (supposedly channeling her godmother) and he said "She wants to know why she was buried in the green?" and the woman said, "Because I liked the blue". That had me rolling.
It may be fake, but that sure convinced me to remember to do the best that I think the person would want for their burial, since they have to deal with it in the afterlife forever - and will hold a grudge until you get there.

Boredom zoneBeing snowbound and bored

Boredom zone

Being snowbound and bored will lead a person to do all kinds of things to avoid doing the work that they brought home yesterday in anticipation of being stuck in the house all day today.
Hence the new "Discuss" link at the bottom of each post. Since I don't have a talk-back board, this is the closest I could come up with, with my little, don't wanna know any more than I have to, skills - and I don't know if it bugs me yet, or not. Soooo, I think I will try it out for a bit and decide then whether it stays or goes.

Well?

Dub-ya being declared the winner + 3" of snow and ice on the ground = Hell freezing over?

Interesting quote"It's what you do

Interesting quote

"It's what you do with people's weaknesses that makes you who you are."

Stupid but true rhymeYep, it's

Stupid but true rhyme

Yep, it's strep.

Yummy in the tummy...Nestle has

Yummy in the tummy...

Nestle has a new product out called Break and Bake Cookie Dough that their tagline is "Enjoy baking but just don't have the time? No problem.". Personally, I think it should be "Enjoy eating cookie dough but don't have time to get a spoon? No problem with our new bite size pieces.". Now that is some truth in advertising I could appreciate.

:::heading to the grocery store right now:::

Is this thing on?If you

Is this thing on?

If you see something of yourself or someone you know in my posts, then I am obviously striking a chord with you, even if I am not writing about you directly - which is something anyone who writes likes to do, connect with their readers and maybe make them think.

And if you do not like the chord I strike, then as you all know, it is MY site and you are free to keep on surfing somewhere else, or you might choose to open a discussion about it. I am open to both options.

Re-Insert Rant here

I am putting the post that was here yesterday back up because I should have never taken it down. However, I am adding the following clarification, which is unfortunately necessary due to circumstances: This post is about a friend of mine from high school that I am still in contact with.

Insert Rant here

Ya know, there are some days that I just get sick and tired of listening to people bitch and whine about the same things I have heard them complain about time and time again.

If something bothers you so bad, deal with it in some type of constructive fashion, whether it is getting in someone's face to find out facts or just to tell people to shut the fuck up. Whatever it is, deal with it so it will go away or at least come to some kind of resolution.

Also, think about what you are bitching about. Is it because people are telling you things you don't want to hear? If many people keep telling you the same things over and over again, do you think they may have a point? Could they REALLY just be fucking with you? Think about it - if 9 out of 10 people are telling one thing and the 10th is saying something else, you would have to be an idiot to listen to only the 10th person unless they are an acclaimed, recognized expert in the field, don't you think?

Ugh!! Part DuexHey Ken, don't

Ugh!! Part Duex

Hey Ken, don't worry, surgery hasn't even been mentioned, only had some antibiotics prescribed (some yucky-ass, horse-pill looking, stinky-nasty pills - why can't I have the yummy, bubble-gum flavored liquid they give Natey when he needs some?).

Besides, Mrs. Brady was older than both of us when she had her's out (in ep.#37). 8P

UGH!!Having tonsillitis (and possibly strep)

UGH!!

Having tonsillitis (and possibly strep) really bites.