For all those poor slobs who say "Pull my finger", or "What's the big deal? It's just a fart." or even "Huh-huh-uhh-huh", here is the story of the poor Darwin Award winner, emlazoned on a t-shirt for all to behold and feel sorry for.
From an interview on nme.com with Matt and Trey from "South Park":
Upon whom would you most like to
exact revenge. Why and how?
Trey: "Phil f***ing Collins. Because all I
said for the two weeks before the Oscars
was, 'I don't care if I win, I just don't
want to lose to Phil Collins'. It just takes
everything I have ever done, and makes
me the guy who lost to Phil Collins. That
sucks."
Matt: "Phil Collins. For bumming out my
friend Trey. We’d make him a regular
character in our show."
and this one:
If you were invisible for a day, what
would you do?
Trey: "I’d find Phil Collins, and kick him
in the balls all day long."
Matt: "I'd do something like sneak around
the White House and f**k things up."
Do I detect a bit of bitterness on Trey's part? Might explain the Oscar™ up Phil Collin's ass in the April 19th episode.
A shout goes out to Ken for liking a newbie blogger so much he already put me in his bloglist. Check him out, why doncha?
Doncha hate it when you see a really good site that you would like to visit again and for some reason (laziness, late night, computer crashes, etc.) you neglect to bookmark it, and then you cannot find it again. That happened to me on Friday night.
I was reading this blog that I found by a work at home mom who was talking about the UPS man coming to the door and her toddler, Jacob, was rolling around naked on the floor. It was funny and a nice looking site with a maroon background. And for the life of me I cannot find it again. I found it from a link that was from a link, and so on. It must been mentioned in a posting, because I can't find it on any followed links in any lists I have found. If anyone can help me out, let me know.
Is this gross to anyone but me? But, on the other hand,it does seem like a reasonable price compared to Real Doll. Sorry, I know that's gross, but is the only thing I can think to compare a life-size corpse to. And ya gotta admit, they DO have alot in common.
eHow touts itself as the "The fast and easy way to find out how to do just about anything". So, of course, I had to put it to the test.
After getting no results on "how to take a shower", I did find out "how to tie your shoes". Robert makes a good point by saying "If you've mastered the internet, it's safe to assume you have mastered your shoe-tying skills". Prolly true, but, I think it is funny that eHow doesn't assume that, and gives you a link under Resources to "Have it done".
If you have anything to say (good or bad) about something you see here, you can drop me a note here until I get the new domain set up.
Ok, ready to be depressed? It seems that your parents sealed your fate when they chose your name. I tried it with my name and several of my friends names, and it seemed to be pretty right on each time. Spooky.
What do the Internet Yellow Pages and the Pakistan Air Force have in common? Who knows, but the Air Force has a banner ad on the front page of the Yellow Pages for their museum. Just seems like a strange thing to have as your lead in to me.
WHY? WHY? WHY do people put midi sounds on their sites and then not have a way to shut the thing off for people who CANNOT stand that crap??!!??
I had a site that I thought was cute when I read it this morning (sans headphones) and didn't realize how annoying it was until I got home and was going to send the link to someone and hear Credence Clearwater Revival in midi form. I realized that my friend would not enjoy hearing that no matter how funny the site was. What a shame, another site doomed to die a non-viewed death due to stupidity and laziness on the part of the designer.
Maybe this is why everyone always says you will never use it after you get out of high school - it's cuz nobody ever learned it in the first place
Is this a man's wet dream, or just plain freaky? Talk amongst yourselves.
For those of you who wanted to know what themaxx look like, here is a pic - he is the loner by himself on the right. (Sorry, Ray).
Okay, snap.com has got a new commercial that spoofs misunderstood lyrics to songs and suggests you use their site to find the correct things you are looking for. Funny, it didn't work for me, because I used google to look up a book I remembered called "Scuse me...while I kiss this guy". I tried to find a site by the authors, but the closest I could come up with was this site, which seems pretty extensive, but the frames make it hard for me to stay and find out.
With NBC about to run another crappy mini-series that tries to chronicle an entire decade (this time it is the 70's) in just a few hours I thought it would be fun to show things that I remember from that decade (thanks to gael).
• Anybody but me remember a TV show called "Zoom"? Well, Dave Thomas does and he has some sound clips from old cassette's he used to tape off of the TV when he was a kid (sometimes you can even hear him narrate).
• Ok, no 70's chronicle would be complete without a look back at my favorite TV show of all time The Brady Bunch. I love this show so much that I have all of the episodes on
VHS, that I taped off of TBS when they showed'em 4 times a day. My hubby can't wait for me to get rid of these tapes I never watch anymore to clear out a box in the garage, but I just can't seem to make myself do it, no matter how crappy the quality is, it's the content that matters. Who knows, maybe somebody will wanna buy'em.
• Even the networks, during this heavy sweeps period, knows a good show when they see it. On Fox, they decided to jump ahead of NBC and throw on a behind the scenes show about the filming of the final episode and of Robert Reed's problems with the producers. NBC's version is based on the book by Barry Williams,"Growing Up Brady: I Was a Teenage Greg", which I do have in my personal collection, doncha know. Barry is also producing this one, which might make it keep a little closer to his version of the truth.
Ok, before I had this thing I had tons of useless crap in my head to post and now I can't think of a single thing.