June 24, 2004

Pumping Judge

So the story has broken on The Smoking Gun of a sitting Oklahoma judge using a penis pump while presiding over cases, including a murder case.
The part that cracked me up from the documents was "using a male enhancement pump, pleasuring himself and oiling his nether regions". tee hee....
Just another reason to be proud of being from Oklahoma.

*discussions also at metafilter.com.

*Update* After talking to a lawyer friend of mine who happens to be from Sapulpa and knows some of the people around this says there is more to the story (like there usually is). He said that there was a gag gift pump in the Judge's chambers, but no real evidence that it was used while on the bench. Turns out that this Judge had thrown out more than 15 illegal searchs from the local police force over the previous 2 years and the court clerk who has made the claims against him happens to be the girlfriend of one of the police officers who had several of his searches dismissed. But I am sure that is just a big coincidence, right? Of course, this is all hearsay, but either way, this Judge's career is over, no matter how it happened.

Posted by thatothrgirl at June 24, 2004 08:20 PM