Dear Mr. Voyeuristic House Painter Guy,
You are an asshole.
Not only do you come to the house to paint unannounced, you left things not in the least way you found them. For instance, why the fuck did you leave my expensive grill out in my yard and not back on the covered patio where you found it? Also, did you really need to twist all of the limbs on any tree near the house to get your ladder in, thereby killing all of the said twisted limbs? You asshole. And fer fucks sake, the single limbed sapling on the side of the house by the A/C?? You really needed to twist it and kill it?? Geez. And I was even willing to get a giggle and overlook the fact of your ill-timed painting around the bedroom windows, but to come back on a Saturday morning at 9:am to get me to sign something saying you had been there was too much.
I am so glad I will not be here the next time you come around.
Paula
Posted by thatothrgirl at May 9, 2004 10:12 AM