September 01, 2000

Discorama 2000Dancing to retro music

Discorama 2000

Dancing to retro music can be such a blast if you just don't give a shit who is watching.

Ugly things seen at the bar:

1) Zebra boobies (don't ask)
2) Flip-flops
3) White-man's overbite

Fun things to do at the bar:

1)Look like you are dancing with your girlfriends and watch the guys stare
2)Make fun of the obvious "playas" trying to work the girls.

What not to do at the bar:

1) Do not wear a shirt that you are not comfortable dancing in. (Hello? Did you not move around in that strapless shirt before you left the house? Because you look pretty uncomfortable and silly with your arms across your chest all night and not sexy like you wanted to).

I love girls night out. (meeoow)

Posted by thatothrgirl at September 1, 2000 12:00 PM