December 19, 2000

Did she register for that?What

Did she register for that?

What do you give the "Material Girl" who has everything for a wedding gift?

Well, the minister who will marry Madonna and director Guy Ritchie in the Scottish castle, Skibo, plans to give them two rolls of toilet paper as a wedding present.

The Rev. Susan Brown said she chose the bizarre gift to remind the pair their marriage should be "soft, strong and very long".

Can you imagine how much shit we would catch (hehe - no pun intended) from any newlywed couple if we tried something like that? "Gee, thanks, really, it's exactly what we wanted".

Posted by thatothrgirl at December 19, 2000 12:33 PM