Attention fast food restaurants:
All you do is sell fast food. Pretty simple. But how in the hell do you run out of the staples? I mean, usually what you sell is part of your name, so how do you lose the ability to provide your signature food? Yes, Taco Bueno I am talking to you. How in the hell did you run out of shredded cheese? You couldn't sell me tacos today because you had no shredded cheese - did you run out because everyone got the munchies at noon today after services? What?? And as for you Manhattan Bagel, how can you be out of bagels? Huh? I mean, that is all you sell. Wow, I just can't believe it.
Oh well, at least my trusty Jason's Deli won't let me down, and they will even bring it to my couch-riding, Oscar watching ass.