Okay, for being the freak that she is, ie., all of the stories about Billy Bob and blood, hiring a hitman to kill her, and all of the freaky brother stuff, she really did become Lara Croft, down to the kick ass (heh, literally) bungee cord ass-kicking. Granted the plot was a bit weak, but, it was based on a video game which, usually, really aren't very plot driven themselves.
But, come on, I mean, if you are not going to close your damn coat when walking across the frozen tundra, then you are going to have some nipples going on. I mean, like 2" ones. But I digress.
She's signed on to do two more of these, hopefully they will improve the stories as they go along - and not come up with a "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dumb" fiasco.