If there is noone else around, and you see me pushing/pulling two overflowing carts of party food, etc. and you see something fall off of the bottom of one of the carts, do not wait until I am 50 ft away and yell, "Did you drop something?" Fuck yeah, I did - is there anyone else around and didn't you see it fall? Stupid woman.
If you are going to crash a private party to come flirt with the bartenders, don't eat the food without asking, otherwise, I am going to cut you off before you can get there, and if you ask for some, I will touch it when I hand it to you with a "Oh, sorry, I just touched that." Skanky hoes.