This dumb bastard seems just a tad bit surprised that his girlfriend didn't find it funny that he went to Vegas and got married to a STRANGER!!
Hello??!! I agree that you are supposed to drink and gamble when you go there, but you should only marry the one you came with - not one you found there. AND, he doesn't know where the new Mrs. is or remember much about her - AND, what kind of woman is she to marry a complete stranger? Damn people - lay off the free drinks a bit.
Which reminds me - I really wanna go to Vegas again. The only time I have been there was to go to a friends wedding and had found out I was pregnant with Nathan two weeks prior, so no drinking and was broke, (and the $80 I had stashed got thieved from the room), so no gambling. This time I want to do it up right. I would love to stay at the Bellagio but I am afraid it might be too stuffy and uptight, so maybe the Venetian, to compare it to the real thing, even though I doubt it could ever smell as bad as Venice really, really does - dead cats floating in the canal reek!! (Nice image, eh?)
Gah, I am so getting the travel bug again something fierce - it has been far, far too long and the sameness is getting to me.