One of the best things about working for yourself is that you can make fun of your clients around the office with out the fear of getting lectured. Especially when one of the people you are making fun of is a self-important, scatterbrained client that needs everything, no matter how unclear, yesterday.
Unless, of course, you try to pin him down to specifics about a request he made the previous week (that you had already asked him about once, with no response), which he thinks he replies to with different requests and information and then the inevitable "I answered that already" to which he is replied to with "Ummmmm, no, here is (copy/paste) exactly what you said to me and in case you have forgotten - here are my fucking questions again, you day off/weekend annoying, fuckwit (only with out the fucking questions, fuckwit part of it)".
33 hours and counting - guess he didn't want it ASAP after all.