Ya know, I don't really get sick that often (*knocking on wood*), but when I do, damn, I really do.
I don't just get a sore throat, I get tonsilitis and strep throat. I don't just get a pain in my side, I get kidney stones (5 of'em so far). I don't just fall down go boom, I fall and break my tailbone.
And I don't just stub my toe, I break my little toe. Like I did last Sunday. And it still fuckin' hurts. And there is not a damn thing you can do for a broken little toe, except for taping it. So I did that, and it's better, but, geez, for once I would like to just stub it, and go "damn, that' s gonna hurt" and be done with it.